I swear, I didn't think the duck would be that big of a problem: the parrot was behaving.

It's okay as long as he doesn't get attached to anything.

Probably half the things he did were to make sure he did them at least once before he died again.

Actually, it's Law & Whoever Can Manipulate it.

Google can map out his life in headlines.

Reese had to explain text messaging to him and the strange short hand Rachel had used to write it.

Lonely

I spent so much time alone, being lonely is all I know how to be.

Reese says I'm weird and I agree because Reese is usually right about these things.

Saving Ted's life was a way to do a little good in Hell.

"I like her because she smiles at me and means it." (Quote by Anon)

Other women smile more, other women laugh more and other women are certainly nicer but none of them mean it with the same heart, the same depth as her.